Some things that do not work for trying to get a baby out:
Laffs comedy club- it was a good time but I did not laugh the baby out as Dominic had hoped from a story about a coworker whose wife went into labor after the show
Bouncing on the ball- the big fitness balls, supposedly helps baby shift down into pelvis more like walking is supposed to. I go to Will and Laura's, they entertain me by letting me bounce on the ball and watch their cute little sleeping baby who apparently Logan is not ready to join yet.
Walking- I have never been to the mall so much as we go now, it's the only place cool enough to walk around while Dom cracks the whip on walking fast enough that I must waddle along at a quicker pace. Perhaps it's the breaks of eating a cinnamon sugar pretzel that is our downfall ;)
Fresh Pineapple- The best and most delicious attempt at an old wives tale, who knew I could want to consume a whole pineapple, it tasted so good but alas still no baby
sex- Dominic's favorite homework assignment from the doctor, "go have sex, that's your homework, lots of sex" were her parting words last appointment. Which doesn't sound so bad if you are not a 9 month pregnant practically immobile hippo, ya so the LOTS part of the homework assignment has been taken leniently.
Verbal promises and/or threats- Come on out Logan, you will have so much more room once you do- that's the best offer I can make I think! Everybody else has told the baby to come out, I like to think he is sitting down weighing the decision and will come out soon...SOON.
What is left to try?! Guess my last chances are the irony of going into labor on Labor Day or having the new moon on the 8th work like the full moon was supposed to! Last week of not being forced out Logan, consider all the options and make a good decision, please be nice!
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